Unfortunately, there are no "ugly avril lavigne high school pics" here (I said she managed to be both scarily ugly and plain at the same time). Nor are there "debbie schlussel pics" (I linked to an article she wrote). And, this is not the "bogas bros. official site," nor are there Gina Ryder pics here.

I just mention those names in various spots in the posts below and in the archives. There's really some good stuff there, like writings about paranoia, unmanaged anger, imaginary conversations with tennis superstar Iroda Tulyaganova, and more! Plus, there's pics of my boobie below. Yes, that's a plastic clothespin and a General Magic T-shirt. I've posted some great stuff here, and I invite you to check it out!

UPDATE: Here's the best referrer ever. Don't you know Turkish porn is the strongest porn ever? Or, what about this?