Man meat and man teats

Instapundit links to a site owned by someone who wants you to donate money so she can get breast augmentation. Since you care about my every comment, here's what I wrote in her guestbook (she's probably not going to print it, but anyway):

I have large breasts. Unfortunately, they're man-breasts. Underneath the flab, there are pectoral muscles, it's just that they're covered with a layer of flab. I can independently flex my pecs too.

Maybe you could take my man-flab off my hands. Er, off my chest that is.

By the way, I'm sure you're chest is quite sexy. You shouldn't feel bad about it. Show it off! How about a picture for your homepage?

I overstated the man-flabbiness of my man-teats, but I can actually flex them independently.