If I was rich like @KatyPerry, I'd have a #watermelon field *and* a hydroponics setup for offseason. #teaparty #p2 #tcot #OWS #GOP #tlot #OO

If I had @KatyPerry's money, I'd have tasters choose only the sweetest #watermelon from my fields. #Occupy #OWS #tcot #tlot #GOP #sgp #ocra

I'd like to see @KatyPerry cover "I can't drive 55", but as a #watermelon farmer in a straw hat and a truck. #tcot #tlot #teaparty #sgp #OWS

RT @DEShellenberger I favor abolishing all governments.// I favor cloning @KatyPerry and Soros giving me $10 billion. #tcot #tlot #teaparty

@KatyPerry: I'm almost out of #July4 #watermelon. I'll bet rich people like you can have watermelon every day. #Occupy #OWS #tlot #tcot #GOP

Correction: it's probably around 9500 posts, but not all were about #immigration. The rest were about @KatyPerry. #TXSen #tcot #GOP #tlot

ICYMI, @KatyPerry Shoots Fireworks from her Breasts: http://peekURL.com/vfddd17 #art #KatyPerryPremiere #tlot #tcot #GOP #OWS #p2 #teaparty

@KatyPerry's occult symbolism: http://peekURL.com/vZrRBwM #KatyPerryPremiere #tlot #tcot #GOP #OWS #p2 #teaparty #KatyPerryVideo #ocra #sgp

ICYMI, scroll back for @KatyPerry's occult & masonic symbolism. #KatyPerryPremiere #hexen #OWS #Occupy #tcot #p2 #tlot #ocra #Teaparty #phnm

Which of my @KatyPerry videos is less worse? http://imref.com/3stC9 #KatyPerryMovie #tcot #tlot #sgp #teaparty #OWS #ocra #p2 #Occupy #OKPM