@KatyPerry: please, Katy, if you care about me speak with @AriadneHuff first. She doesn't want me talking to clients directly. #ows #ttgdn

@KatyPerry: if you want pool cleaning, you'll have to talk to my agent @AriadneHuff. I can't talk to you directly, you have to talk to her.

Which is more likely: @JorgeRamosNews will cheer for #USA in #FIFA #soccer against MX, or @KatyPerry will call me back? #immigration #tcot

Confession: I listened to a couple of @KatyPerry #inaugural songs. I think her vox just got tired. #tcot #tlot #OWS #fem2 #gop #sgp #TopProg

♫ 1993 #inaugural: http://peekURL.com/vTTgtkJ 2013 #inaugural: @KatyPerry & (maybe) @LadyGaga. #idiocracy #tcot #tlot #OWS #p2 #gop #sgp #oo

♫ Videos of @KatyPerry attempting to sing at #inaugural: http://imref.com/dCRds #TGDN #tcot #ows #sgp #tlot #p2 #tpp #GOP #teaparty #OWS #OO

But, as long as @KatyPerry is heaving rapidly and jumping around, I don't mind. #tcot #teaparty #GOP #ocra #tpp #tlot #TopProg #OWS #p2 #oo

.@KatyPerry at #inauguration musta been live: no one would record something so bad. #tcot #teaparty #GOP #ocra #tpp #tlot #TopProg #OWS #p2

.@KatyPerry "sings" at #inauguration: http://peekURL.com/vRwVsmx #tcot #teaparty #tgdn #sgp #GOP #ocra #tpp #tlot #TopProg #OWS #Occupy #p2

@KatyPerry: you just can't trust #poblanos. One'll be like a bell, another like a habanero. #peppers #oo #OccupyLA #tcot #gop #teaparty #sgp