.@KatyPerry: there's lots of empty land out in Nevada, not all of it radioactive. What do you say? I can go out and trap small rodents while you stay at home and knit.

.@KatyPerry: I'm boxing up your Christmas present right now. I had to split it between my favorite stars, which do you prefer: Blanche, Sophia, Dorothy, or Rose? Also, I'm assuming you aren't allergic to chia.

.@KatyPerry: sorry, I didn't mean it that way. Could you please - unlike you have in the past - remember to pick up Fluffy at the pet hospital on your way home? I had a hard day at work. Not that you'd know anything about work. Love ya!

.@KatyPerry: think you can remember to pick up Fluffy at the pet hospital on your way home?

Nihil obstat: https://twitter.com/TheEllenShow/status/923230978419474434 @KatyPerry @TheEllenShow #MAGA #resist

.@KatyPerry: before #Twitter makes it illegal to say this, I'd like to bang you on live, national, network TV.

.@federicoalves bio: "Living in Clearwater, FL... MARRIED." All caps since @KatyPerry kept bugging him. #CommodoreTrump #MAGA

@24AheadDotCom_ @katyperry She tried. I did not cave in. My wife is fine.

.@KatyPerry: thank you for trying to take that convent away from those Papists! I hope @ChickPub does a comic on your crusade! #LosFeliz

.@KatyPerry: Want to go furniture shopping? I'll show you where they have some nice furniture. #Trump2016 #ImWithHer

.@KatyPerry: rdiff-backup kept failing with "out of space" even tho I had plenty of space & inodes! You won't guess what it was! #DemsInPHL