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The pimple on my nose won't go away. It's been months. Months! Hope this helped you meet your story quota!!!! xoxo Talia

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@chick_in_kiev You do good work and I’m thankful for that.

.@funcrusherplus: @chick_in_kiev posted something damaging without doing basic checking first. And, she's making excuses for it. I assume she was fired, if not she should have been.

.@funcrusherplus replies with swear words. Like the other thing I replied to today, it hoist itself on its own petard.