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An Obamacare benefit to the GOP: more Job Creators - 02/27/14

Could Obamacare end up being an electoral boon for the GOP? Let me explain in the context of the video below. The video - from Time Warner Cable News - shows a Job Creator complaining that he can't expand his business to two more locations: if he does he'll hit the 50 employer limit imposed by Obamacare and have to either pay a fine or provide healthcare to his employees. All of this sounds dire...

A Tea Party Christmas Carol - 12/23/12

Every Christmas, the lamestream media plays movies that only appear to have a heartwarming message. Instead, the messages of those movies is pure, socialist evil. The worst offender is Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. That movie isn't a heartwarming tale of redemption: it's just redistributionist propaganda. Instead of celebrating the business acumen of a Job Creator, the movie celebrates him...

Why isn't Mitt Romney winning, when the GOP did everything right? - 09/14/12

It's less than two months to Election Day, but Mitt Romney is lagging behind while Barack Obama is pulling ahead in key states. Allow me to channel the greatest thinkers of the GOP (e.g., peekURL.com/zHdnAfd ), the Romney campaign, and the conservative establishment and wonder what's going on? Why isn't the GOP putting this one away? Haven't the GOP and their leading thinkers done everything...

Poorer and younger whites flee to GOP, and what Democrats can do about it - 07/22/11

A new Pew survey has disturbing news for we in the Democratic Party: whites - especially those who are poorer and younger - are joining the Republican Party in droves. What we Democrats can do about this below, first from Pew (link): As the country enters into the 2012 presidential election cycle, the electorate’s partisan affiliations have shifted significantly since Barack Obama won office...

Patriots teaparty! Chicago writing test stop! Money save! Look! - 07/08/11

Patriots tea parties, look, save money, stop money spend, Chicago, Illinois!! Look: Illinois will assess only reading and arithmetic now that high school juniors will no longer be tested on their writing skills during standardized exams every spring, according to a published report. Cutting the writing exams will save about $2.4 million amid the state's budgetary shortfalls. Writing tests for...

A list of "conservative" bloggers who are actually Communist agents of George Soros - 04/18/11

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's with a heavy heart that I bring you today's post. I didn't want to have to write this post, and I didn't want to have to think about what I'm going to reveal. However, someone has to be looking out for the United States when she's under attack by forces who will do anything - and say anything - to bring her down. I'm sorry, I choked up a bit there. But, I will persevere...

Sarah Palin's lonely fight against claims of her birth in Nunavut - 12/30/10

From Part 11 of a 15 part Joint Investigative Report by the NYT, WaPo, MSNBC, Chicago Tribune, LAT, AP, and CSM: ...Sarah Palin has repeatedly refused to comment on the issue, leaving many to speculate on whether she was in fact born in Nunavut and not in Idaho as she claims. Before the election, she posted on her website a picture of what she 'claims' is her birth certificate. However, a team of...

A Teaparty Timeline: Tea Party through the years - 07/19/10

Most people think that the Tea Partiers are just a recent and U.S. phenomenon. Wrong! In fact, there are currently Tea Party groups in hundreds of countries around the world, with over 900 million active members. Not only that, but Teapartiers - or those adhering to Tea Party ideals - have been around for thousands of years. Join us now as we take a trip down memory lane to learn about...

Hottest Iranian protest babe pics? - 06/21/09

... this thread. P.S. This is not a satire. UPDATE (by Guillaume): A full analysis of a 24Ahead satire is beyond the scope of this update, however, the reader may want to see these for the genesis of the inspiration of this post, bearing in mind that this post - like the onion - has many layers: michaeltotten.com/archives/000813.html pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/56841 windsofchange.net/archives/...

Mitt Romney: Strong Man, for a Strong Country - 08/30/07

Watch the following video, I dare you! Do you now doubt that Mitt Romney is not best choice for Leader? What is the matter with you if you have doubts? Remember: Mitt Romney is the only candidate who bent the iron bar at the Algoronok Festival! It was not Rudy Giuliani (spit!) who slew the dragon that was menacing villagers in the Forest of Maglrnka! It was Mitt Romney! Of his virility, have no...

Diana Chi: have you no shame? (Some will dare call it treason) - 06/21/07

MSNBC has recently released a list of some journalists who've made political contributions. Shockingly, 1 out of 9 of them have donated to Republicans or conservatives. Let's take a look at these people that I - at least - shall dare call traitors. There are the expected reactionaries: Joe Scarborough, a couple Forbes editors, and a Bill O'Reilly producer. However, there are some others we might...

"What happened to Ben?" - 08/02/04

"He's in the back, doing Vicky." "Ter, please." "Well, that's what he's doing. Where are we going next? I'm tired." "We'll be in Wisconsin soon. That's America's Dairyland, right John?" "Yes, John. It's America's Dairyland. They have lots of cows there." "Bel WA? Is that Canada?" "No, Ter. It's in Wisconsin. And, they call it Buh LOIT." "Quelle gauche. Betes." "Ter, settle down. This is very...

What do the candidates eat? - 07/31/04

[UPDATE: all the images in this are no longer there, if you can find them please leave a comment] In the photo above, we can see that John Kerry had what appears to be a medium Frosty. In a prior report, I had wondered whether he ordered a small Frosty off the Value Menu. Apparently he had not. Also, in front of him you can see the chili. The Edwards appear to have ordered burger combos; the...

Missed show? See clip now - 04/22/04

Missed show? See clip now. Nice clip. You like. You have lizard brain. We talk directly to it. Your lizard brain happy happy.