A far-left that would put Michael Moore to shame running the country. Rampant abuse of their immigration system that has no cost benefits. One-fifth of their workers being government employees. Surveillance cameras everywhere.

How did once-proud England descend to such a state? What can they do to pull themselves out of it before it's too late?

My answer: make knowing how to do the following mandatory for every immigrant and visitor, and make every last resident or visitor perform it at least once per day.