Giuliani Vows to End Illegal Immigration (WhiteOut, rubber stamp makers celebrate)
Rudy Giuliani has vowed to end illegal immigration as we know it. Under his plan, a new governmental organization will scour the web, editing pages to change the words "illegal immigration" to "legal immigration" (all site owners will be required to put their passwords in a government database for their and our safety). Likewise, the same group will access newspapers' computer systems and do a search-and-replace of those two terms. Millions of gallons of WhiteOut [TM] will need to be ordered for materials that are already printed. And, border patrol agents will each be issued a set of rubber stamps and inking pads to welcome any "guest" who can make it over the border.
I kid! At least, I think I'm kidding. Certainly, in the past, Giuliani has praised "undocumented aliens", but that was last decade.