Flash: Mitt Romney great-great grandson of polygamist!
Breaking news from our "never trust a Mormon" department: presidential contender Mitt Romney is the great-great-grandson of a polygamist!
This shocking news is burning up the wires:
While Mitt Romney condemns polygamy and its prior practice by his Mormon church, the Republican presidential candidate's great-grandfather had five wives and at least one of his great-great grandfathers had 12.
Sure, he condemns it now, but what about then?
America demands answers, and a consortium of liberals - led by the Huffington Post, BrainFireDogFireLake, Hatrios, and ThinkProgress are currently encouraging George Soros to set up a fund to pay Mike Stark to go to Mitt's campaign appearances and scream at him, "WHY AREN'T YOU GOING BACK IN YOUR TIME MACHINE TO STOP THIS POLYGAMY, YOU GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDSON OF A POLYGAMIST?!?! ALL LIBERAL BLOGDOM WANTS TO KNOW!"