The Senate's Rube Goldbergian immigration scheme
The latest scheme from the Senate involves a horrendously complicated series of tiers: illegal aliens here more than five years would be given amnesty, illegal aliens here less than five years but more than two years would need to go to a port of entry to get their amnesty, those here less than that time would need to stay here for another three years to get their amnesty, new illegal aliens would need to wait in line for five years to get their amnesty, legal immigrants who've been waiting for their amnesty will go to Secaucus and pick up a token which they'll take to an apothecariast in Piscataway who will then stamp it and send them to be processed in Paraguay, and on and on and on.
I hate to laugh, because their sellout of our country is not funny in the least.
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