Arianna, Al Gore vindicated! Priuses recalled due to defect

Remember how the sexy Greek siren was caught attending the Sierra Club's summit meeting in a massive Chevy Suburban? Well, now it can be revealed! Arianna was originally intending to take her Prius to the event, but one day she was tinkering under the hood of her favorite Prius (the purple one), and she downloaded the software to her iBook and decided to hack around with it. She was shocked to discover a devastating software bug that could cause the cars to stall. Immediately picking up her stylish phone, she called Toyota to inform them of this. And, it worked! Now, Toyota is recalling tens of thousands of their vehicles. Is there anything America's favorite pundit cannot do?

WackyHumor · Fri, 10/14/2005 - 06:08 · · Importance: 1

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You go Arianna! What an exciting piece of news. Maybe someone should follow her around L.A. and find out if she pumps her own gas too!

I, for one, like the fact that Miss Arianna is "keeping it real". The thought of Hollywood celebrities like Ms. Huffington, and Larry David, and young starlets pulling up to premieres in Priuses warms my heart! Especially when, in Washington D.C., Priuses are being cut off right and left by HARRIET MIERS in her lipstick red Mercedes (on her way to a church meeting) and KARL ROVE in his Jaguar (on his way to testify).

God bless America.

Posted by: Mary Fournier at Oct 15, 2005 6:01 AM

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