Jeb, Laura, Noelle, Rutger, Wilbur, Cletus, or their clones?

Which Bush should be our next president? Wilbur and Cletus Bush are still a bit too young, as are P. and the twins. On the other hand, Rutger is still tied up in Saudi Arabia for a while. Perhaps he could commute or something...?

What about Noelle? She'd be the Party President. Is she still in rehab though?

That leaves a couple other fine, Bush-related choices:

From "Elder Bush would like son Jeb to run for president":

...In an interview on CNN's "Larry King Live," former President Bush said he would want Jeb to run for president "someday," but now was not the time...

OK. Well, here's a suggestion! From "She'd vote for Laura Bush":

"I think Mrs. Bush ought to run for president," Cheney joked during an interview with CNN's Larry King Live scheduled to air yesterday. "If we want to have a Bush dynasty, let's get Laura Bush."

Cheney sat for the interview with her husband, Vice President Cheney, who said he had no plans to run for president or any other office after he puts in his eight years with President Bush. "I've got other things I'd like to go do," he said...

Tell me this is all just a very, very bad dream.

Previously:
"Jeb in '08? Jeb in '12? P. in '16? P. in '20? Wilbur [Bush] in '24? Wilbur in '28? Cletus [Bush] in '32? Cletus in '36? W. [first clone] in '40? W. [first clone] in '44?"
"W's 2nd term agenda: Set Jeb up"
"You can probably figure out where this story is going" (all about P.)
Which candidate is less "American"?

Politics · Tue, 05/31/2005 - 18:29 · · Importance: 1

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