The Lonewacko Blog is trying to make the following acronyms part of the national discourse. Please do your part:

M.A.L.T.
"M0thers Against L0tsa Things"
- A swipe at MADD.

B.0.M.B. "Big-0n-Midget B0ndage"
- A subgenre of the gonzo porn genre

M.0.B.B. "Midget-0n-Big B0ndage"
- A similar subgenre, only even more disturbing

(Zeroes instead of Ohs used to avoid these coming up in searches and thus revealing these as plants)

Previous Bridget the Midget coverage starts here.