John Kerry, backwoodsman
Memo to self: marry a rich broad.
At least I know the meaning of irony.
UPDATE: Senator Poochie, to THE EXTREME! He's edgy, he's "in your face." You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a presidential candidate who gets "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.
UPDATE 2: Updated comments on DaisyGate are here.