John Kerry, backwoodsman

Memo to self: marry a rich broad.

At least I know the meaning of irony.

UPDATE: Senator Poochie, to THE EXTREME! He's edgy, he's "in your face." You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a presidential candidate who gets "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.

UPDATE 2: Updated comments on DaisyGate are here.