"Cannibal Devours Berliner."

The dead man apparently replied to an ad posted on the Internet, prosecutors said. One newspaper said it read: "Seeking young, well-built 18- to 30-year-old for slaughter."

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In other news, Bowling for Columbine was named the Top Documentary of All Time.

Barbara Trent, and just about anyone else with critical facilities, were reported to be prematurely spinning.