Talkin' bag

How are we doin'?
What? Who the hell said that?
It's me, the McDonald's bag. How are we doin'?
You're "doin'" just fine. Except, you're promoting sloppy, incorrect English. I'm just thankful it's English.
I was approved by 10 McDonald's VPs before being printed. We wanted to be folksy.
You certainly succeeded. The lower orders who eat at your "restaurant" do indeed speak that way.

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Dumb ass.. see the apostrophe there? That indicated a letter is missing, so therefore, it's perfect English. Have a nice day.