<b>Spielberg: "Krackle for all!"</b>

UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - (AP) - On the set of "Jurassic Park IV: Let's just keep milking this dinosaur thing", acclaimed director Steven Spielberg informed a cheerful cast and crew that all present will receive an extra special bonus, in addition to whatever stacks of cash they'll be receieving for their participation in his latest epic: a 5-pound box of Krackle bars.

Due to a scene in which Sam Neill ("The Antichrist") is being chased by a dinosaur past the dinosaur museum from Jurassic Park II, and, in order to obtain a quick energy boost he approaches a candy machine and chooses a Krackle bar from all extant choices, the people who make Krackle have generously donated large boxes of their product. Spielberg added that he hoped the sugar rush that the cast and crew would obtain from the bars would propel them to create cinematic history.

While contract negociations regarding this important milestone have not yet been fully inked, sources said that all that remained to work out was the Injunctive Relief clause.

WackyHumor · Mon, 09/23/2002 - 12:12 · · Importance: 1