August 29, 2008

Todd Palin, husband of Sarah Palin, and I share common, sacred bond

Todd Palin - the husband of John McCain's vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin - and I share a common bond.

Todd (as I call him) is part native Alaskan, that is, part Eskimo.

Distant relations of mine are also part Eskimo.

Todd understands the trials and tribulations of those distant relations of mine. I don't know what those trials and tribulations are because I've only seen those relations in photographs, but I'm sure they are several.

While I am not part Eskimo, they are. And, when I look at Todd, I see them. They are me, and I am they. Todd and I share a common bond. Todd is one of us, and I am one of Todd's.

Therefore, I shall vote for McCain, and thereby vote for Sarah, and thereby vote for my brother Todd.

If you don't share that common, sacred bond that I and Todd share, maybe this will work.

UPDATE: Why does Heather MacDonald hate my brother Todd? (link)

Posted to WackyHumor at August 29, 2008 08:44 PM

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