Todd Palin - the husband of John McCain's vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin - and I share a common bond.
Todd (as I call him) is part native Alaskan, that is, part Eskimo.
Distant relations of mine are also part Eskimo.
Todd understands the trials and tribulations of those distant relations of mine. I don't know what those trials and tribulations are because I've only seen those relations in photographs, but I'm sure they are several.
While I am not part Eskimo, they are. And, when I look at Todd, I see them. They are me, and I am they. Todd and I share a common bond. Todd is one of us, and I am one of Todd's.
Therefore, I shall vote for McCain, and thereby vote for Sarah, and thereby vote for my brother Todd.
If you don't share that common, sacred bond that I and Todd share, maybe this will work.
UPDATE: Why does Heather MacDonald hate my brother Todd? (link)
WackyHumor · Fri, 08/29/2008 - 18:44 · · Importance: 1
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