Win a date with Scarlett Johansson (and support Oxfam America)

Posted Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 6:47 pm

Scarlett Johansson is auctioning off a date with her to attend a movie premiere, and the proceeds will benefit Oxfam America. Don't even think about what that sounds similar to or the fact that the following is an AffiliateLink and just click here to bid on your fun time with Scarlet. In addition to Ms. Johanson, you can also bid on "dates" with heretofore-unknown-to-me personages Kristin Davis, Djimon Hounsou. Those who are looking for a bargain should probably bid on the "date" with the Counting Crows. (Note: most of those will not include the possibility to get "acquainted" with the celebrity in question, although I recommend a stylish aftershave, NLP lessons, and a hopeful demeanor just in case.)

Comments

Tanstaafl (not verified)

Thu, 03/06/2008 - 05:08

Pay no attention to the millions of aliens invading your country behind the curtain. They will soon be legalized and all will be hunky dory. - Obama/Clinton/McCain & Your Watchdog Media

petit bourgeois (not verified)

Thu, 03/06/2008 - 15:36

Scarlett visited out troops as part of the USO, so she has some credibility as a patriotic American.

Fred Dawes (not verified)

Thu, 03/06/2008 - 18:38

Tanstaaf| is right pay no attention to this little kid, and yes what is Patriotic when a nation has been sold out by its own leaders? where is the money really going? in what bank in what government will it end up in? why be patriotic when your government is owned by your enemies? banks being sold to Red China, your government pigs selling the nation to place like mexico city why would you would to follow, for what reason? its just a matter of time before you see the light don't be a devotee to evil doers and keep your eyes opened the day is coming when eyes will be opened by the light of a H-BOMB that your leaders help to build and use on you. the enemy of freedom is alive and working in washington.