I thought long and hard about whether I want to do this or not. "Isn't it mean and low-class to do something like this?" I asked myself. "Yes, it is, but it's also just a light-hearted jab, plus, it's not like you're doing something like this, and furthermore it's not like you're making fun of her Valley Girl way of speaking and plus it's not like you're ever going to meet her or anything and even if you did it I'm pretty sure you'd never get anywhere. Plus, consider it a satire about the whole idea of being a pundit. Yeah, that's it, it's commentary on punditism. So, just put it up for a bit and then delete it. Just do it, OK?" So, I did what I said to myself, and here it is: