Fiji bans Helen Clark and John Howard!

Fiji's new military dictator has banned Prime Ministers Helen Clark (New Zealand) and John Howard (Oz Oy Oy Oy aka Australia) from visiting his tropical atoll country. Clark responded thusly:

"I think the Commander is digging himself into an even deeper hole and I really don't intend to dignify the comments by saying anymore about it."

The Commander in question is, of course, Voreqe Bainimarama, also known as "Frank" and not to be confused with the 80s band with a similar name.