New site agreement for Thanksgiving

angry turkey

By accessing this page, site, site feed, or other in any way, shape, form, instance, case, or other, you have automatically agreed to be bound by the following:

Turkeys are sensitive animals who don't deserve to be tortured and violently killed. By signing this pledge, I refuse to support companies like Butterball that ignore animal abuse. I choose to enjoy a vegetarian Thanksgiving instead of a meal with a corpse as the centerpiece. I pledge to be compassionate by leaving turkeys off my plate.

Comments

Lonewacko,
I can see that you and I have at least two things in common.
I support border protection, including the Minutemen.
And I also eschew turkey as well as most other meat...and for the same reason as your blog states.
Yesterday was the third year that I've had a beautiful Thanksgiving dinner without a dead animal as the centerpiece of it.
I have debated on a very left-leaning board and seen many attempts to draw and quarter me, because some people find it hard to reconcile my paleoconservative views with my animal advocacy. People like that tend to become actually angry when they cannot put you in a bag with a neat label.
It's great to see that I'm not the only one who regards these viewpoints as mutually tenable.
Warm regards,
Lil

Hear, hear!

to lonewacko the collateral damage means the death of away of life of this once great nation in 2010 the deal will come the real thing within 20 years both the mexico city drug dealers and the pigs in washingtion will become one so called government and that is not good news, some will yell and some will talk but none will fight the fight for freedom, so get in line like good little mexicans.

nothing can stop this evil the death of both mexico and the USA Is a done deal the drug dealers win the war and start to understand the pointlessness of the fight in iraq. and start asking the mexicans for tolerance, hispanic( read rats for bin laden ) will not be real nice to to non hispanics and you black may as well start to get that point now! and may God help you all.

Tofurkey is not so bad, but what I want to know is where I can get a free-range Tofurkey.

1. I pledge not to eat a turkey for Thanksgiving

2. I'm English, therefore do not celebrate Thanksgiving anyway. I will still eat a turkey for Christmas though as a) we do celebrate that holiday and b) this pledge does not cover Christmas.

Lonewacko,

I just completed a comprehensive report on the collateral damage being caused by illegal immigration that I would like to send to you.

Americans are being killed, murdered, molested and raped in astonishing numbers on the altar of illegal immigration.

57 pages in WORD with hundreds of links to original sources. It will get you really ticked off.

If you would like a copy send me an e-mail that I can send it to.

pfwag@lycos.com
pfwagatlycosdotcom

Put "illegal immigration" in the subject line.

I Love it, its a day of love for the poor guys!
stop the evil to turkeys and other people!

I Love I love it!

Actually, Tofurkey isn't that bad. Even without the trimmings.

My turkey lived and idyllic life and was put to sleep on a morphine drip and a smile on his face. He never looked better than when we laid him out on the serving tray.