Here's the text of the Democrat-sponsored H.R. 7438:

AN ACT

To determine ethnic, religious, racial, sexual, and related background of political candidates.

Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,

SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.

This Act may be cited as the 'Political DNA (Truth In Labeling) Act of 2006.

SEC. 2. DETERMINING CHARACTERISTICS OF CANDIDATES.

(a) In General- Not later than 18 months after the date of the enactment of this Act, the Secretary of State of each state shall require all candidates to obtain a notarized, full DNA screening for all ethnic, religious, racial, sexual and other characteristics so that voters can determine which group(s) a candidate belongs to and vote accordingly.

(b) The DNA screening must be full and provide an inventory of all group(s) to which the candidate belongs, unto the .001 percent quotient.

Anything's possible with the Democrats, but I'm just kidding. However, this site has been feverishly covering the question of James Webb's attacks on George Allen, as well as the interesting fact that some of the Raising Kaine bloggers are in fact paid to blog.