I am no longer able to satirize the Huffington Post

I may have to shut down my Huffington Post satire site because what's going on at the HuffPost itself is an even better satire than even I could come up with.

To wit: Arbitrary Justice by... Bianca Jagger. She's supporting clemency for Tookie Williams.

On the other hand, Arianna herself offers "Airport Reading: Of BJs and Bike Seats". While parts of it are a bit worrisome, I personally would pay to hear Arianna speak the first part aloud.