December 04, 2005

"Farm trespasser sentenced"

Just for fun, and in order to not give anyone the wrong idea about this site, I've replaced "farm" with "carnival", "horse" with "puppy", and you-know-what with "eat cotton candy" in the following story.

A truck driver pleaded guilty Tuesday to trespassing at an Enumclaw [carnival] where police say his friend died after [eating cotton candy] with a [puppy].

...Police say Tait, 54, was videotaping his friend [having cotton candy] with a [puppy] in July when his friend suffered fatal injuries.

Tait told police that he, the Seattle man who died and another man often sneaked onto his neighbor's [carnival] in the night to engage in animal [eating cotton candy], according to court documents.

Posted to WackyHumor at December 4, 2005 07:50 AM

Comments

I Love it and that is the way you would see it in the so called Real News.

Posted by: Fred Dawes at December 4, 2005 02:31 PM

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