Introducing... Grob!

giant centipede

Michael Chumley, pictured above, illustrates a new insect species that he's named "Grobs". These beasts, fearsome and disgusting though they may look, are currently being investigated as a major food source. They're high in protein and vitamins and they eat just about anything, including waste products. Don't worry though: you won't eat them whole. They'll be ground up and used as a filler product in hamburgers, hot dogs, and various other processed and extruded food products. Chumley is currently arranging with various U.S. fast food outlets for a 2006 "crawlout" throughout the nation.

WackyHumor · Wed, 10/26/2005 - 04:45 · · Importance: 1


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