August 24, 2005

Hey, illegal aliens! Head to Douglas Duncan's Montgomery County!

Tom Knott has a plan to deal with Montgomery County MD's Executive, Douglas Duncan. After a four-day (taxpayer sponsored) trip to El Salvador, Duncan came back convinced that that county needs to be an "open and welcoming community", including of illegal aliens.

Knott suggests that all illegal aliens - from all countries - should head for that county to make Duncan's wish come true.

From "Taxpayers also will feel Duncan's compassion":

...Mr. Duncan thinks we must express compassion to those who enter our country illegally. He thinks we must be tolerant and enlightened, warm and hospitable. He sees the issue of illegal immigration as being incredibly complex and multilayered, and anyone who expects government officials to enforce the laws of our land is a small-minded Neanderthal incapable of grasping the nuances of it all.

Mr. Duncan says we cannot send the illegal aliens back to El Salvador, because there are no jobs there. We just can't break up families that way. That is just not nice. That is just not the American way. And all these illegal aliens want to do is work, except for the gang members who want to stick graffiti on walls and deal in mayhem and make babies in order to secure your tax dollars.

Conveniently enough, Mr. Duncan does not object to spending your tax dollars. Why, he feels obligated to spend more tax dollars in an attempt to provide the citizenry, legal or otherwise, with all the necessary public services...

If only to be consistent in his thinking, Mr. Duncan's open-door policy with illegal aliens probably is all-inclusive, whether you have entered this country illegally from the Americas, Asia, Europe or Africa. Mr. Duncan feels your pain...

The world should take this as good news. Come to Mr. Duncan's Montgomery County. Mr. Duncan promises a warm meal, shelter and a job. And he promises to be understanding after spending four days in El Salvador...

Posted to Immigration2005b at August 24, 2005 09:54 AM

Comments

"Mr. Duncan promises a warm meal, shelter and a job."
This is a lie. It's really pitiful that, given the obvious legitimate criticisms available, this idiot feels the need to lie in order to make his point. I mean - Duncan basically walks down the street bare-assed offering every critic a free shot, and this idiot can't take a shot without including a lie. Duncan's career could be dead and buried, but this idiot wants to turn it into a sleaze fest.

Posted by: aa at August 24, 2005 10:33 AM

If Mr. Duncan like Salvadorians so much wouldn't it be easier for him to move down there instead of inviting them all to come up here?

Posted by: DG at August 25, 2005 12:28 AM

Maybe Duncan is also into Bin Laden and friends too?..after all most guys from mexico and south america Love the hell out of bin laden, and el salvador is known for its love of some old guy called hitler. yes send 20 million hispanics to duncan so he can help each one with much love and a big bank full of money..and if he can't help each one he can always hand his home over to the poor drug dealers to be used, like the guy who stood-up to some aliens and lost his home for following the laws of the so called USA.

Posted by: Fred Dawes at August 25, 2005 12:51 AM

Duncan should quit his political job and take up missionary work in El Salvador.

Posted by: perroazul del norte at August 25, 2005 06:02 PM