Ronald McDonald back from fat farm, now trim, healthy

America's lovablest corporate shill is getting more than a face lift: he's getting a body lift as well. The new version of Ronald McDonald will be trimmer and instead of that clown outfit, he'll be seen sporting basketball and soccer outfits. He'll also be 'boarding, dude. Complete story here. "This is just another in our long line of pathetic attempts to avoid being sued into nothingness," a clearly disgruntled Mayor McCheese was heard to mutter.


As long as he doesn't start rapping.