Charlotte Church: Cor blimey, Bush is a might beardo!

Phwoar! Cockney pop songstress Charlotte Church (now legal in all jurisdictions) has 'ad 'erself a might busy week!

First off, the Scotsman (UK) translates her latest pronouncement from the rhyming tones of East London into the Queen's English: "Charlotte Church: Bush Is A Right Weirdo":

...The singer took a swipe at the famous men during an appearance on Glasgow-based Clyde 1 radio to promote her new single, Crazy Chick.

"[Disgraced ex-president Bill 'Bubba'] Clinton was lovely, in tune with everyone else, but George Bush just hasn't got a clue what he's doing... He asked me what state Wales was in. I said: 'It's its own country next to England, actually Mr Bush'... If he doesn't know the rest of the countries in Europe, he could at least know what's in his own country. I'm really worried about it. He's a right weirdo."

She didn't stop there! Next up, the young anti-Papist attacked the new Pope: But she detests the current Pontiff, because he branded the tomes [JK Rowling's Harry Potter series] "products of evil" and aims to prevent any future sequels before the wizard tales completely eradicate Christianity.

Not only that, but she's now flirting with the satanic influences of Buddhism!

"Pope Benedict's unwarranted criticism of the Harry Potter books proves that the church still has its feet firmly planted in the intellectual muck of the thirteenth century," said Church. "By every measure one can name—the ordination of women, the right of priests to marry, the affirmation of gay rights, the wisdom of family planning—the church is at odds with forward-thinking Catholic intellectuals everywhere."

Then, we learn that the New Hebrides' Attitude Magazine has named sweet Charlotte to be their #1 gay icon.

If you'd prefer to see her hetero icons on display, go here. Cor, blimey, and phwoar!

WackyHumor · Sun, 06/05/2005 - 06:52 · Importance: 1