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Breaking: Wendy's Chili Finger Gate Watch 2005: Arrest made...

This just in... police in San Jose say that Ana Ayala, the finger finder in the San Jose Wendy's chili, has been arrested... Charges not disclosed... Press conf. Fri. morn... Ayala sister says charge grand theft... breaking... must not credit Lonewacko Blog... stay tuned for updates throughout the day...

Previously: Finger Watch 2005: Wendy's ups the ante.

Miscellania · Thu, 04/21/2005 - 22:19 · Importance: 1

Fri, 04/22/2005 - 10:29
jay

This just in, grandma wants her finger back.

Fri, 04/22/2005 - 08:57
eh

Here's a good one: in closing their own internal investigation, Wendy's included the helpful information that all employees were found to have all of their fingers.

 
 
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