Jeb in '08? Jeb in '12? P. in '16? P. in '20? Wilbur [Bush] in '24? Wilbur in '28? Cletus [Bush] in '32? Cletus in '36? W. [first clone] in '40? W. [first clone] in '44?

Professor Bainbridge weighs the possibility of Jeb in '08, and concludes we have just two other choices: Rick Santorum or Condi Rice.

Let's be frank. This democracy/republic thing isn't really working out, we need to return to our roots.