"Ethics judge steals to fund brothel romp"

Only in France!

A top French judge is to be suspended after he allegedly stole a German colleague's credit card to pay for a prostitute, having earlier delivered an hour-long speech on ethics, reported The Times...

...The first time he had paid for the alleged sexual service with his own money, according to the report. The second time, he had allegedly paid with a credit card that he had nicked from a German prosecutor at the conference...

...Mr Hontang's alleged shenanigans came to light after he had complained to the owner of the brothel's service. The boss had noticed that he had not paid with his own credit card and alerted German police officers, who got on the case...

Those wacky cheese-eating surrender monkeys!