"President Bush To Fix Illegal Immigration Problem By Removing Immigration Laws"

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President Bush announced today that he will once and for all fix the problem with illegal immigration by making everyone a legal immigrant starting January 2005 and removing any immigration barriers for entering the U.S.

"Listen, the only reason we have illegal immigrants is because we have immigration laws." Stated President Bush, "If you remove those laws, then there is no problem! So, starting in January, not only will all 'illegal immigrants' be considered legal, but also all immigration laws will no longer exist. Therefore, I will be known as the president who fixed the immigration problem..."

I believe this is a joke, but nowadays it's so hard to tell.

Immigration2004 · Tue, 12/21/2004 - 11:23 · · Importance: 1

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it is a joke. it is making fun of Bush's guest worker program which will take away their illegal status if they are working here or have a job offer.

Posted by: j. bryant at Dec 22, 2004 8:58 AM

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