What ever could the residents of Mink, LA want?

MINK, LA. - It's no secret what the 15 householders in this tiny settlement want for Christmas: the same thing they have always wanted year-round --- ??????

What could they want?

- dialect removal lessons
- indoor plumbing
- telephones
- a group marriage to Louisiana sweetheart Britney Spears
- topographic variety

If you're stumped, click the link.

UPDATE: Mink has now joined the 21st century, at least in this specific way.

Miscellania · Sun, 12/19/2004 - 22:01 · · Importance: 1

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