What ever could the residents of Mink, LA want?
MINK, LA. - It's no secret what the 15 householders in this tiny settlement want for Christmas: the same thing they have always wanted year-round --- ??????
What could they want?
- dialect removal lessons
- indoor plumbing
- telephones
- a group marriage to Louisiana sweetheart Britney Spears
- topographic variety
If you're stumped, click the link.
UPDATE: Mink has now joined the 21st century, at least in this specific way.
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