MINK, LA. - It's no secret what the 15 householders in this tiny settlement want for Christmas: the same thing they have always wanted year-round --- ??????

What could they want?

- dialect removal lessons
- indoor plumbing
- telephones
- a group marriage to Louisiana sweetheart Britney Spears
- topographic variety

If you're stumped, click the link.

UPDATE: Mink has now joined the 21st century, at least in this specific way.