If there was ever a story that required fisking, it's this one:

It was an awkward way for a cop to meet two burglary suspects.

Phwoar!

The naked man and woman were having sex in the front display window of Hacienda Western Wear on Chester Avenue.

Phwoar!

The police officer was outside, tapping on the locked glass door.

Yes, it was awkward. But there was no reason to be rude. The man covered himself with one hand.

With the other, he waved hello...

Etc. etc. Registration-free story here.