From the O'Reilly complaint:
You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I'd join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that little loofa thing and kinda' soap up your back... rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water... and um... you know, you'd feel the tension drain out of you and uh you still would be with your back to me then I would kinda' put my arm - it's one of those mitts, those loofa mitts you know, so I got my hands in it... [etc. etc.]...
...So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind... and then I would take the other hand with the falafel (sic) thing and I'd, put it on your [...oops! this is where it gets really naughty...]
UPDATE: Mmmmm... falafel. I'm going to try these lines on the gals at Zankou.
WackyHumor · Thu, 10/14/2004 - 18:08 · · Importance: 1
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