A pre-edited version of Ted Rall's latest screed

By now, you have probably seen Ted Rall's latest screed: "NYC to GOP: Drop Dead". Our sources have uncovered the version before it was edited by Common Dreams:

Tourists are pleasantly surprised when New Yorkers act as friendly and polite as the people back home in Maybury [ed: it's "Mayberry"]. However, untermenschlich delegates to this month's Republican National Convention shouldn't expect to be treated to our standard out-of-towner treatment. The Republican Untermenschen here to coronate George W. Bush are unwelcome members of a hostile invading army. Like the hapless saps whose blood they sent to be spilled into Middle Eastern sands, dieser Untermenschen will be given intentionally incorrect directions to nonexistent places. Objects will be thrown at diesen Untermenschen. Children will call dieser Untermenschen obscene names. Dieser Untermenschen will not be greeted as liberators.

(The preceding pre-edited post is a parody only. There is no pre-edited version, I simply made that up as parody of the original piece.)

Politics · Thu, 08/19/2004 - 09:40 · · Importance: 1