Local yahoo sheriffs get fun new toy

The Army has donated armored personnel carriers to local sheriffs in Georgia. It weights 10 tons and can crush a house.

Please feel free to make up your own satire about this wonderful event.

Bonus points for the use of the words and phrases "Citizen," "Citzen ID," "retina scan," "security camera," "Posse Comitatus," "if you aren't a criminal you have nothing to fear," "we're from the government and we're here to help," "Waco," "Ruby Ridge," "black helicopters," "U.N. mandate," and "but, it's for our safety."

Privacy · Wed, 06/16/2004 - 14:02 · · Importance: 1


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