Limiting cell phone usage is a common goal of many legislatures, but California's lawmakers want to up the ante, adding more than that to the list of what motorists can and can't do behind the wheel.

A bill passed by the California state Senate would subject drivers who:

• talk on the phone
• put on makeup
• drink
• eat
• smoke
• interact with pets or kids
• read
• write
• tune the radio or
• program hand-held devices like Blackberries to:

  fines of $35 for the first offense and $150 for the second.

Aw, fuck you.

Oops, sorry, I forgot this is a family blog.

But, just for this one post, consider that the sponsor of this bill is Kevin Murray, who was supposedly caught getting a BJ in a state-owned car. The car was, however, not in motion.