Pluses: Cute in her own way. Slim, upper arms not big. But, has a tuchis. Looks a little outdoorsy, even though that's not a "real" daypack/backpack like the ones Lonewacko has. Has a 1.5L water bottle like Lonewacko uses.

Minuses: The Young Revolutionary sunglasses. A bit too "in your face." Might be a bit too broad-shouldered.

Possible things we could do: Endless discussion of how the White Devil Oppressor patriarchy is oppressing People of Color and institutionalized hatecrimes are anti-human and how evil AmeriKKKa is bad to oppress Berkeleyites and how coffee cups should not be styrofoam and how great Noam Chomsky is and why he's only appeared on the NewsHour one time and how Joe Lieberman is a traitor to the righteous cause. And, did I mention that I know Ward Connerly?