Now, over to our Little Persons reporter, Bridget the Midget:

When a local dry-cleaner and his wife finally move into their new four-story home, they'll have a convenient downtown location, a drop-dead view, and plenty of room to breathe � as long as they don't puff out their cheeks too much.

Their entire spread will be built on a lot of 20 feet by 20 feet � an area about the size of a deluxe room at the Four Seasons Biltmore just down the highway.

Last week, the Santa Barbara City Council unanimously approved plans for the whimsical, Spanish-style tower. Neil Ablitt, owner of the pint-sized parcel, was jubilant about the council's action...

"It's an incredibly beautiful structure," Ablitt said. "It's a house of whimsy."

Meanwhile, a million more worthy stories happened while the L.A. Times was trying to compete with Reuter's Oddly Enough category.

Other coverage of this momentous event here.

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