Hey kids! Look what we've got in store for you:
VeriChip, the world's first subdermal personal verification technology, announces a special, introductory pre-registration program. Sign up today to be among the first in the world to "Get Chipped."
Why, they've even got a ChipMobile that's coming to a town near you!
It's quick, it's easy, and it's subdermal:
VeriChip is a subdermal, radio frequency identification (RFID) device that can be used in a variety of security, financial, emergency identification and other applications. About the size of a grain of rice, each VeriChip product contains a unique verification number that is captured by briefly passing a proprietary scanner over the VeriChip. The standard location of the microchip is in the triceps area between the elbow and the shoulder of the right arm. The brief outpatient "chipping" procedure lasts just a few minutes and involves only local anesthetic followed by quick, painless insertion of the VeriChip. Once inserted just under the skin, the VeriChip is inconspicuous to the naked eye. A small amount of radio frequency energy passes from the scanner energizing the dormant VeriChip, which then emits a radio frequency signal transmitting the verification number...
VeriChip definitely needs to get chipped and with feeling.