"President Bush Loses His Dog" the headline on AOL screams.

What happened, did he forget his dog in a drug-induced haze? Did one of $hrub's neo-con handlers run away with the poor puppy? Did Karl Rove accidently eat it?

No, it turns out that the dog was cruelly murdered, most likely by pResident Shrubby McElectionStealer himself.

Bush lied, Spot died.