Celebrities scheduled to appear
Audie Bock (NEW!)
Gary Condit (NEW!)
Leon Panetta (NEW!)
Jack Kemp (appearance cancelled)
"Melrose" Larry Green
Arnold Schwarzenegger (tentative)
Paul Simon/Art Garfunkel
Fugly the Klown
Ron "Horshack" Palillo
Special celebrity guest ringmasters: Bill, Hillary, and maybe Chelsea too
This post will be updated 24/7 as new celebrity announcements are made.
Perhaps I should change it into an RSS feed or something.