New computer changes all rules

"The PowerPC G5 changes all the rules. This 64-bit race car is the heart of our new Power Mac G5, now the world's fastest desktop computer," said Steve Jobs, Apple's CEO [news -- web site -- personality cult]. "IBM offers the most advanced processor design and manufacturing expertise on earth, and this is just the beginning of a long and productive relationship."

I took the Jobs pic from this. Even though I disagree with just about everything he says, Roedy's an old net-aquaintance of mine who did me a big offline favor once.

I added the stuff in brackets; that's a take-off on the links that yahoo puts into their news stories. The title of this post is an Onion take-off. I need to be less derivative.