"The PowerPC G5 changes all the rules. This 64-bit race car is the heart of our new Power Mac G5, now the world's fastest desktop computer," said Steve Jobs, Apple's CEO [news -- web site -- personality cult]. "IBM offers the most advanced processor design and manufacturing expertise on earth, and this is just the beginning of a long and productive relationship."
I added the stuff in brackets; that's a take-off on the links that yahoo puts into their news stories. The title of this post is an Onion take-off. I need to be less derivative.
Miscellania · Mon, 06/23/2003 - 09:49 · · Importance: 1
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