[cue peppy music] LifeLog! LifeLog!

LifeLog is a great new program that helps you remember all the important events of your life! And, it will also fight terrorism! Try LifeLog! LifeLog will change your life!

[cue peppy music and distracting happy scenes and animation.]

LifeLog may lead to a police state in many cases. It will record data about not just the lives of terrorists, but of the 99.999999% of the U.S. population who are not terrorists. May cause bleeding gums, headaches, and spontaneous human combustion.

LifeLog!

Privacy · Thu, 05/22/2003 - 13:51 · · Importance: 1

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