The results of the "Wild Monk Personality Test" have been posted. I took this test shortly after it came out, and I got a 5 out of 10 on the rationality score. That's more a badge of honor than anything, as I think I'm the only one who actually read the questions and responded to what the questions actually stated rather than what apparently Wild Monk meant. "Say what you mean, etc. etc."
Those who write "tests" like these should perhaps learn the lessons to be taught by the article "36 Forms of Mathematical Proof." Or, more seriously but no less readable, this. Or, from general science, this.
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this rubbish is CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Lilly at Apr 11, 2004 8:58 AM
1. How often do you wash your hands?
Several hundred times a day, lest the invisible bugs burrow into my skin.
Every time I leave the laboratory, er, lavatory.
Never. I'm allergic to liquids.
2. Do you draw?
I have scrawled millions of little crosses on the walls of my cell in black crayon.
I have done some artwork. My last name is Pickman.
Not anymore. The rats have eaten my hands.
3. Do you write?
My last opus magnum consisted of a thousand single-spaced pages of "All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy."
Sometimes, although it is usually in a language I can't read.
Not since I returned from Innsmouth.
4. When you go grocery shopping, you:
...always wind up with that cart with the one wobbly wheel.
...are terrified of the feminine hygiene aisle.
...freak when they ask, "Paper or plastic?"
5. When you are apprehended and brought to an asylum, what explanation will you offer to the staff?
"My mother didn't love me enough."
"Oh, yes, and we took a vote and we ARE going to watch the World Series."
"HASTUR HASTUR HAST...!"
6. You have...
...several flocks of sheep.
...a deep friendship with that very special sheep.
...several shocked sleeps.
7. What do you admire most?
A gallon of beer and a major land war.
A gallon of gasoline and a major highway.
A gallon of milk and a major zit to pick.
8. When eating Oreos, what do you do?
I unscrew the cookie and eat the creamy insides first.
I eat the whole thing at once.
I soak them in milk then drink the sludge.
9. What repulses you the most?
Macram
Posted by: Osama at Jan 7, 2004 9:42 AM
I didn't read it
i just want to say that an insanity test sed i was 50% insnae muhahahaha
Posted by: Louizie at Nov 22, 2003 10:01 AM