Aryans of Color
Iranians (the word Iran is related to "Aryan," and you know what that means) are apparently the newest members of the Persons of Color club: "We thought of ourselves as whiter than white." Well, no longer. You are - shazzam! - now an Oppressed Peoples of Color. Welcome to the club, we've got some tofu-based snacks in the hall.
Maybe they should read a few quotes from the friends of their fellow travellers.