@BritneySpears: you're stuck in a snow cave on Rainier in a whiteout. *And*, you can only have one condiment with you. Which one? #teaparty

@BritneySpears: my "stuck in a Rainier snow cave in a whiteout" condiment has to be horseradish. Yours? #teaparty #sgp #tpp #tcot #p2 #tlot

@BritneySpears: I can get 20 whole pieces of chicken at Popeye's on Tuesday for the same price as your 50 McNuggets. #sorry #teaparty #tlot

@BritneySpears: look, I don't want to get into a "Chicken War" or something. Popeye's is just a better deal than your McNuggets. #sorry #tpp

@BritneySpears: sorry, you misunderstood. I didn't invent stairs, they've been around for 1000s of years. But, I agree! They're great. #tcot

RT @BritneySpears: I just realized how great stairs are! I've never really *noticed* them before. Who invented them? // #sheesh! #teaparty

@BritneySpears is going to be on the #TV show #Glee tonight, playing herself. She spent three months practicing for the role.

@WhiteHinterland featured in Revlon commercial yet has mere fraction of @BritneySpears' followers: http://peekURL.com/vXjGJ6Y #odd #p2 #tlot

@BritneySpears: no, who do you think you are? I'm a #CalfModel. I don't do #CalfP0rn. Sorry. #sheesh #p2 #tlot #TopProg #tcot #teaparty

@BritneySpears: are you nuts?!?!? Popeye's Tuesday 2 pieces for $1 totally p0wns Del Taco's Tuesday 3 tacos for $1.